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Hey, Bert, there's some kids sitting on
Sharon's car.

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Okay, Grandpa.

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Settle down.

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Bert, their jeans leave scratches and...
Come on, kids!

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Kids, get off Sharon's car!

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Kids, get off Sharon's... Whoa!

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Hey!

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Hey, you kids, get off, Pete!

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The unbelievable part is the building
that I designed made it into the finals.

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Hey, you're nicely done. Nicely done,
Bert. 200 architecture students

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designs. 190 of them hate me.

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Why? Because I'm in the top ten.

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Come on, Pete. That's not why they hate
you.

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All right.

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Come on, Bert. Are we going to eat or
what? I'm starving. Yeah, I just want to

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check my grade. For what? You're always
number one. And the crazy thing is, it

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never gets old.

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Excuse me.

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I'll bet I can guess your phone number.
No, you can't. Okay, you got me.

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You better write it down.

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Okay,

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how does that work?

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It's all about confidence.

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Whoa! Yeah, I think Keith said it best
in his poem, Ode to a Great Ass.

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Go, and remember,

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Confidence.

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I'm failing.

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Why don't you give me your number and
I'll give you a call sometime.

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Okay, confidence and timing.

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Now, the moment you've all been waiting
for. Pete, tell us who's number one in

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the med school class countdown for a
third week in a row. And this one's

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out to a wonderful lady in Albany I like
to call...

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Mom. Don't even try to tell me that was
Casey Kasem.

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What? It's good.

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I want to know who told you that because
they're not helping you.

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Give me the top student ID number. Top
score went to student ID number... 8631.

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Very funny, Pete.

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Now read the one that finished first on
the test.

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That is the one.

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No.

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Can't be. My number's 9201.

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I'm supposed to be first. Maybe nobody
told the guy who grades the papers.

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I'm number two?

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Whoa, whoa, what just happened here?

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If you're number two, let me see if my
math is correct, that means somebody

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is number one.

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Huh.

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Where do you hide your abacus?

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No, no, no, no, stay with me, stay with
me. This means if you were in the

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Olympics, you'd be Silver, and if you
were a Brady, you'd be Jan.

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You're enjoying this, aren't you? Is my
enormous grin showing? Yeah.

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All it means is you're just going to
have to study a little bit more.

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Or find out who's number one and take
them down.

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Yes, you're maturing nicely.

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Here you go, sir.

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Give my order to that guy.

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Okay, why?

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Just do it.

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Got your chopped salad.

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I didn't order a chopped salad.

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Chopped salad?

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Oh, that's mine.

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We're such idiots here.

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Hi, I'm Sharon.

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Definitely not a chopped salad.

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How you doing? I'm Tim.

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Yeah, I know this sounds lame, but where
do I know you from?

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I tend to bar at Mahoney's a couple
nights a week.

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Oh, what a coincidence.

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I tend to drink there a couple nights a
week.

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Here you go.

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I'm sorry about the mix -up. I can't get
all these orders straight.

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Listen, I'll be there on Wednesday
night. If you're in the neighborhood,

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should drop by.

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Yeah, maybe.

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So, we're going to Mahoney's Wednesday
night?

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Oh, yeah.

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What? I don't know.

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There's something different about you.
You look smaller.

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You told her, didn't you?

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Maybe.

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Farg, there's nothing wrong with being
number two. I mean, just as many people

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remember the second man on the moon,
Captain, uh, what's -his -face.

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Yeah? Well, your chemical company? Huh.

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Destroys the planet.

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But we're number one at it.

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Come on, Bert, don't take it so
seriously, man. It's just one test.

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And you know what? If it bothers you so
much, why don't you try studying a

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little harder?

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Please, if all it took was studying, any
idiot could become a doctor.

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The crucial part is the mental game.

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It's what separates us from the dentist.

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But that's okay, because I have a plan.
Now, I guarantee you, the guy that beat

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me is in that study group.

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Why? All they do is study. They're
pathetic.

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I know what you mean.

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I mean, that's who I want operating on
me. You know, the guy who just wings it.

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Hey, fellas. I'm glad you came in.

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We wouldn't have if you hadn't given up
those coupons.

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Hey, you know, we're medical students.

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We should help each other. You're not
seeing my nose.

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That's the spirit. So, uh, I guess you
guys did pretty well on the test, huh?

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did. But this guy, Mr. Number One
himself, came in. Please, no applause.

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Thank you.

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Listen, Kamen, I'm just at a bit of a
critical point here. I mean, I don't

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if I can hack it.

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Is there any way I can talk to you in
private for a second?

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Okay, but you're not getting my notes.

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Yes.

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Listen, how do you do it?

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I mean, when I take a test, I just get
so nervous. You know, every question.

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I start thinking, what if I'm wrong?
Does this mean I'm going to be wrong

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got my hand in some guy's chest?

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It's only a test. They're just
questions.

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Oh, but they're not just questions,
Kamen. They're decisions.

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I look at a test and I see a human body
in front of me. I see somebody's mother,

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somebody's father, somebody's child.

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Gee, I never thought of it that way.

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Oh, you have to.

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I mean, you choose B instead of C and
you're wrong.

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Little Jimmy can't play kickball
anymore.

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The next time you take a test, you just
remember, scalpels don't have erasers.

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Anyway, enjoy the pizza.

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Where'd it go?

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Oh, it's not posted yet, but I'm not too
worried. By the end of the test, it

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came and was in the fetal position.

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That depends. Were you planning on
writing your phone number down with it?

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My mother warned me about guys like you.

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Here's my number.

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Keep the pen.

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That was unbelievable.

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That was so smooth, I almost gave you my
number.

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That's the kind of confidence you get
when your building takes second place.

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What? Number two, numero dos. Hey, good
for you. You know, you're really coming

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into your own there. You're like one of
those supermodels that was ugly in high

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school.

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See something you like?

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Wow. Where'd you get that line?

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Because you need to give it back.

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Oh, swing and a miss. Ah, you don't see
that happen very often, folks.

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Coming through, coming through.

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Oh, my God.

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No! Hey, hey, hey, Cayman, what's the
matter?

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I did terribly.

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Ah, such is life.

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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait a minute.
Eight, six, three, one. You're still on

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top. That's not me.

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But you said you were number one,
Cayman. Number one in my study group.

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I was 24th in the class.

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Now I dropped to 50th.

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It's all your fault, Berg. You psyched
me out.

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Psyched you out? You're dead, Berg. You
hear me?

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Whoa, yeah, dead.

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Nice attitude for a doctor.

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Number one two weeks in a row. The best
part about it is it's easy to find my

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score.

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All right, Ashley.

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I have to study with you next time.

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You should. I don't believe that woman.
She made me ruin Cayman's life for

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nothing.

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Excuse me.

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Hey, remember me, the guy with the
dazzling smile?

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Oh, yeah.

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Go like this.

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What, I got something in my tooth?

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Nope. Now go away.

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So, um, you were number one, I guess, in
your study group?

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Number one in the class. Susan, please.
For two weeks in a row.

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Ashley, right? Uh -huh.

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Can I talk to you in private for a
second?

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It's enough.

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How do you do it?

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I mean, when I take a test, I just get
so nervous. You know, every question I

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start thinking, what if I'm wrong? Does
this mean I'm going to be wrong when I

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got my hand in some guy's chest?

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It probably does.

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You know, I'm going to make a good
doctor. I just mean when I'm taking a

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See, they're not just questions.

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They're decisions.

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I look at a test and I see a human body
in front of me. I see somebody's mother.

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Somebody's father.

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Somebody's child.

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Oh, my God. I know what you're saying.
You want me to tutor you.

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I most certainly do not.

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Swing and a miss strike, too.

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Don't be embarrassed. I work with
remedial students all the time.

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Remedial?

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Remedial? It means slower.

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the first time you started speaking to
me, all that bravado covering your

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insecurity. Hey, there is nothing
underneath my bravado.

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Listen, here's my card. Call me. I can
help.

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Bye.

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I love being number two.

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I'm not in the mood to look into your
clothes right now.

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Come on. I want to look great for Pete's
party tonight.

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Pete's party?

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Yeah. He's number two.

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We're going to celebrate at Mahoney's.

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And if Tim the bartender plays his cards
right, he'll be getting a five -foot

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-five tip.

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Oh, Pete.

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What did he say to you?

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Hee -haw.

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be able to solve this with my feet.

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Hmm.

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There you go.

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Wow, and you just did it so well.

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Come on, Bert. You got it started for
me.

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Come on, what's going on with you?

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Nothing.

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What about this one?

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Hooker.

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Fight class or street?

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Jerry Springer.

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Bert, what's going on with you?

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That. That's what's going on.

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What? Don't you feel it? Feel what?

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The strange angle the universe is on.

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Everything's upside down. Black is
white.

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south, shirts or pants. My life is in a
tailspin.

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All because I'm number two.

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I'm number two? But you're on the way.

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What am I going to do?

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Bert, if you really want to beat Ashley,
why don't you try studying the material

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more than once?

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Oh, come on.

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Bert, you know what I think?

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I think you're afraid. I think you're
afraid to try because if you try and she

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still beats you, then you won't have an
excuse.

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I think you are so wrong.

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I always have an excuse.

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Fine, fine. But you know what? I bet you
that Ashley's at the library right now

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studying, and that's why she's going to
be number one and you're not.

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You're right.

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You're right.

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I've got to find a way to get Ashley to
stop studying.

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Thanks, Pete.

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Berg.

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What does this say?

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Desperate.

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Okay. I've got shoes to go with
desperate.

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Hey, I think it's great you came in
second.

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But did you have to bring it with you?

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This is every bit her moment as it is
mine.

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There you go.

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Excuse me. I didn't order that. I know.
It's from the young lady at the end of

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the bar.

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Number two strikes again.

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So you decided to stop by.

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Oh, right.

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Tim. Tim!

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Forgot to work here sometimes.

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What are you talking about? You had me
call to make sure I was shitting.

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I love the Cape Cod. Hey, guys.

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Hey. Hi.

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Ashley, this is Sharon, and that's Pete.
Hi, Sharon and Pete. This is Ashley,

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and she's my new tutor.

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Your what?

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Tutor.

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I bumped into her at the library, and we
thought we'd just take a little break

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and come by and congratulate you.

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Congratulations.

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Thank you. Thank you.

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Now, can I talk to you for a sec? Excuse
us.

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Okay, whatever you're doing, I don't
want any part of it. But it was your

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What plan? To find Ashley in the library
and get her drunk so she can't study.

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I added the get her drunk so she can't
study part.

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What's going on? He's... ruining this
girl's life so he won't have to study.

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As long as I'm in the loop.

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All right, team. Let's go in there and
get her liquor.

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Here you go.

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Oh, thanks.

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Listen, do you mind if I ask you a
question?

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Oh, sure.

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Anything.

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What's your friend's name?

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She's really cute.

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Her name is Ashley.

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Keep feeding her drinks until her head
hits the table.

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Okay, no.

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No, no, no.

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No, no, no, no, no.

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Okay, I'm not proud of either of you.

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Ashley, Ashley, thank you so much for
stopping by, but I don't want to keep

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from the library, so... So, um, this
model actually took second place? Yeah,

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number two, and that's out of 200, by
the way. But listen, I don't want to

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you guys from studying, so... And, uh,
the, uh, structural flaw didn't bother

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them? What flaw?

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That's a perfectly sound building.

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Okay. Come on, Berg. We should get
going. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

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But what about the flaw?

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There is no flaw. I mean, I defy you to
find a flaw. Well, a strong enough wind

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could blow it right over.

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What, are you kidding me?

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You're a med student. What the hell do
you know about architecture?

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Well, uh, my father's an architect.

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Yeah, well, my mother's a woman, but
that doesn't mean I understand them.

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True, he really doesn't.

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I didn't mean to start anything.

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See, you didn't start anything because
you're wrong. You're completely and

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totally wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong,
wrong, wrong.

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And so's your dad.

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See, there?

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Knocked it.

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Actually, I was talking about blowing
from this angle, like this.

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I'm sorry. Physics can be so cruel.

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Okay, I'm in. Tequila shots all around.

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Look at that guy.

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I'm glad we're never going out.

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Do you know he still lives with his
mother?

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How did you find that out?

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I'm just guessing.

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If this building had been real, I would
be responsible for the deaths of

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thousands.

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Look, it fell on the little school bus.

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Oh, gee, I'm sorry. I've worn out the
cork in the bullseye. Maybe we should

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pinball.

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Boy, you got my number.

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Shot? Absolutely.

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I can shot just as many drinks as you.

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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I got that
backwards.

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I meant I can shop just as many drinks
as you.

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Well, I should be going.

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It's getting pretty late.

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Oh, shoot.

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We kept you out all night. You didn't
even get a chance to study for

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test.

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Shoot, shoot, shoot.

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Oh, I studied for that already.

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You did?

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Well, then, I'm sorry I got you so
drunk. I'll tell you, there's...

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Nothing worse than taking a test with a
hangover. Oh, it's okay. Apple juice

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doesn't give you a hangover.

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Apple juice.

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You have not been drinking apple juice.

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You've been drinking apple juice.

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Well, of course I have. What kind of a
moron would drink the night before a

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test? Oh, oh, wait.

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There is one I can think of.

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Mr.

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9201.

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You know my student ID number? Gotta
know the competition.

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Yeah.

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I knew who I was, and you just played
along anyway.

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That is so low.

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Oh, but my scores are so high.

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Believe me, Berg, I saw you coming a
mile away, even before you tried that

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pickup line.

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I'm sorry, before?

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You mean you noticed me?

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Yeah, I noticed you. I found you to be
rude and arrogant, and it made me

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really happy to be the one to take you
down a peg.

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By going out with me.

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00:20:18,740 --> 00:20:22,240
Oh, when did I go out with you? Well,
we're at a bar.

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00:20:23,300 --> 00:20:24,640
We're playing darts, Ashley.

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00:20:25,260 --> 00:20:29,200
Wait, I only played along with you to
get you too drunk to take the test

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tomorrow. If that's all you wanted, you
could have left two hours ago.

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So what's your point?

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I think you kind of like me.

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Good luck on the test tomorrow, Berg.

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You'll need it.

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Ashley, just one more question. What?

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Do you ever catch yourself just gazing
at me?

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Thanks for the apple juice.

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00:21:03,540 --> 00:21:05,080
I'm not paying for the tutoring!

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Oh, this was a great evening.

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Is the building killer drunk?

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00:21:11,260 --> 00:21:12,260
No.

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She's not drunk. She's studying for the
test tomorrow, and she's going to bury

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me. The ones with the big, stupid smile.

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I realized something tonight.

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Ashley is the most devious, conniving,
double -crossing woman I've ever met.

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And, uh, we must have children together.

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When they go to school, don't let them
park the bus near Pete's building.

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I'm telling you, he's dead.

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Dead, dead.